According to leading animal psychics in the New York Times today, Vivi the missing whippet showdog is alive and well. She ran away from the circus that is dog shows in order to live a normal life that, for her, means foraging for food, befriending new dogs, and experiencing the thrills and challenges of single motherhood.
Eck! thought Ribsy. He couldn't live without his couches, daily snuggles, and reliable doses of peanut butter, sardines, and provolone cheese. The comforts of living with people far outweigh the freedom and call of the wild, in his humble opinion.
Vivi, you really should consider coming home. Your owners will be returning to the Westminster show for the first time since your disappearance. What a wonderful reunion it would be if you turned up at Madison Square Garden.
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