Ribsy would like to file this report to Boy:
"Girl is too distracted by her new birthday shoes (courtesy of John Fluevog) to take me and pesky Mirabel out for a walk. Yes, she treated herself to these shoes and I thought you should know. I don't believe she has disclosed this purchase to you yet. They not only affect the bank account but they also seem to be affecting our routine. We have a serious situation on our paws.