Would you sleep in a doghouse?
It sure is weird, agreed Ribsy. It's a beagle, not a whippet.
People wouldn't have room to turn around if it was a whippet, Girl replied, only half-sarcastically.
There are actually two beagles, Mirabel smartly pointed out, sticking her tongue out at Ribsy.
God, whatever. He shot a dirty look at his pesky sister. He turned around twice and flopped on the bed in disgust, looking away from her smarmy face.
Well, there may be two beagles, but guests stay in the big beagle. You get the whole dog to yourself. There's a queen bed in the belly and room for two more in the dog's head, er, loft. Pick up a chainsaw carving of a pooch, pee in a fire hydrant, and enjoy the dog-shaped biscuits left on your pillow. The world's biggest beagle is a one-of-a-kind slice of Americana pie. And naturally it's dog-friendly.
Hrrrmph. I wouldn't be caught dead in a beagle, muttered Ribsy.