I am very sorry that I caused you undue worry this morning. You see, I can't help it when I see something annoyingly furry like that squirrel in the woods today. The way it was bushing that tail. Egging me on with its scamper. I had to chase it. My instincts didn't give me a choice. What I didn't know was that my absence of ten minutes felt like ten hours to you. Don't you know that you are my favorite person in the whole wide world? I would never want to leave you. I heard you the first time you screamed (Maybe it was actually the 20th time? The first few might have gone in one of my ears and out the other...), and you have to trust me. I will come back! Besides you always seem so happy to see me when I return. I had thought that you liked it when I went away. Haha! I thought it was a fun game! Who knew that you were actually sickened with panic? Oops.