Ribsy has a confession to make.
He pooped in the house yesterday.
Boy comes home from a long night at work. He lets Mirabel out of her crate, and she bolts up two flight of stairs to the third floor. Strange, because she never ever does that. Boy follows her up, shouts "Shit!" and shoos our poo-loving girl (not the human Girl!) away. A corner of the rug is discreetly flipped over like an omelette - an obvious cover up attempt by Ribsy. - and when Boy lifts it, a loose pile that more closely resembles runny eggs greets him.
Tired and disgusted, Boy rolls up the rug, ready to toss it. Girl informs him later that it cost $100, so it is now deemed worth saving. Boy salvages it from the garbage, but clearly not in the mood nor possessing the energy to clean it, he chucks it in the garage to clean at a "later" date. Something tells Girl that "later" will never come. But unexpectedly discovering a nasty, long forgotten, super smelly turd-ridden rug as the source of stink at the height of summer heat will.
Meanwhile, Ribsy seems to feel plenty sorry about his poopsy oopsy. He has rubbed his nose a raw red, which Girl has taken to mean that he is either stressed or guilty. Or both. But Boy and Girl aren't upset with him. How can they be? It wasn't intentional!
Everybody is entitled to have a shitty day once in a while.
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